So, 790, you gonna play Tim Hightower this week?
The system predicts he's going to score 26 pts for you behind that Redskins OL against NYG.
Seriously, you can't make this shit up.
I will be in Mobile this weekend hooking up with an ex-girlfriend from high school and getting laid. A lot. Time and time again. So I won't be able to track this stuff and talk shit. But I WILL be back to watch the motherfuckin' RAIDUZZZZZ on Monday night.
So, I'll put this smack out there now.
1. Mike Vick ain't gonna score 31 pts for you like the system predicts.
2. Hightower won't even sniff 26 pts for you against the Giants.
3. Tarvaris Jackson will miss Zach Miller more often than he hits him.
The system predictions for my guys seem decently accurate right now (although 19 pts is too low on Jamaal Charles vs. BUF). Brees and my Saints D have a tough matchup against GB so they're right to go a bit low on them this week.
Even so, you ain't gonna win.
I have damn good starters and killer depth this season. It's on.